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Cycling in United Kingdom

United Kingdom In A Nutshell

The UK has some glorious if desolate landscapes but generally it's an overcrowded island with badly designed roads (from a cyclist point of view) with vast conurbations loaded with identical towns full of identical shops and millions of drivers who hate you.

When I Went To The United Kingdom

The first 26 years of my life
31st March - 12th April 2011 (red)
3rd August - 19th August 2013 (blue)
2nd - 12th September 2009 (previous tour, maroon)

Where I Went

United Kingdom's Scenery

If you want a pleasant ride, and you probably do, there's no country in Europe that requires you to choose your route more carefully. An awful lot of the UK - especially the south east, the Midlands and the north-west - is just horrible to cycle. Good choices would be the mountains of Wales - especially north Wales - almost the whole of Scotland, the Lake District, most of Yorkshire, the Peak District, Devon and Cornwall (and probably Northern Ireland but I don't know it too well). There are one or two other spots too.





United Kingdom's Road Quality

Ignoring motorways the UK has three types of road: slow, traffic-clogged town roads with the ever present danger of a car door opening in your face, stupidly fast main roads with little to no shoulder, and narrow country lanes. None is great for cyclists because almost all have too much traffic on them.

Don't worry though because the UK has lots of cycle paths. Unfortunately they are uniformly rubbish, either disappearing just as you need them the most, or forever criss-crossing the road beside which they run, or having you stop every 50 metres to give way to a side road. In the end, you return to the road after which you will be screamed at by a purple-faced driver or his passenger who is processing his anger on his behalf just because it's something he likes to do.

British drivers like to get close to cyclists. It's a measure of how well they drive. If they can clip your handlebar with their wing mirror they score 5 points. If they collect 100 points they win a free copy of the Daily Mail. In other countries (except Russia) drivers realise that bikes are wobbly and prone to turn at short notice to avoid, say, a nail, a bee or a discarded condom. Not here.

Often on cycling forums, those new to touring dip their toes into a thread and wonder if a certain place, usually somewhere in western Europe, is safe to cycle. The answer is yes. If you've cycled in the UK and survived, the only place in Europe that should worry you is Russia and the busier bits of Romania and Ukraine. Everywhere else in Europe has better roads, or larger roads, or larger shoulders, or better drivers, or fewer drivers.



United Kingdom's Accommodation & Costs

Hotels are expensive in the UK. Fortunately there are a lot of campsites. However, for some odd reason, their cost seems to be governed by a random number generator. The thirteen campsites I used averaged 8 but ranged from 2 on a lovely little site in Troon to 15 on a Northampton site the size of Kazakhstan with loads of facilities, all of which were closed. My four hotels averaged 51 (ranging from 40 to 70).

Food in restaurants is probably a little more expensive than is the case in most of western Europe except Scandinavia and Switzerland although food in supermarkets is often cheaper. Larger British supermarkets also have more variety than those in any other country in Europe. Britain's ethnic diversity means that what can't be obtained from a supermarket can be bought from a local, ethnic grocer, if you're in the right part of the country.

Alcohol is more expensive than anywhere in Europe again except Scandinavia and Switzerland, especially went it is purchased in a restaurant rather than a pub.

Language

Everyone speaks English. The Welsh that speak Welsh can also speak English. Some people can also speak a foreign language but they are regarded as supernaturally gifted, weird or a bit of a tosser.

Reasons To Go To The United Kingdom

North Wales, Scotland, the Lake District, full English breakfasts, British-style kebabs (the ones made from an elephant's leg rather than compressed meat), bacon sarnies from roadside vans, London and its live comedy, the Open University.

What Others Say

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I spent a few months cycling around the north east coast of Britain back in 2006. There weren't as many cycle paths then, but thankfully they are improving. I have an e-book out on Amazon about this few months' cycling, busking and wild camping: At Home In The Bushes


Thompson Crowley (November 15)

Your Opinions & Questions

Have you cycled in The United Kingdom? Tell me what you think and I'll include your comments here. Also, if you have a blog, web site or Facebook page that includes an account of your trip, send me the URL and I'll include a link below. Include your name if you want your comment to be attributed to you. Or do you have a question about The United Kingdom? Ask me and if I can answer it I'll add the information to the page.




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